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英文經(jīng)典小笑話帶翻譯【三篇】

時(shí)間:2017-10-23 10:20:00   來源:無憂考網(wǎng)     [字體: ]
【#少兒英語# #英文經(jīng)典小笑話帶翻譯【三篇】#】英文里面有不少的笑話,一起來樂一樂吧
I Wasn't Asleep 我沒有睡著【篇一】

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后,車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了,他擔(dān)心這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過站,就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他,說:“先生,醒醒!”

“我沒有睡著!蹦莻(gè)男人回答。

“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”

“我知道,我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”
Put your feet in把腳放進(jìn)去【篇二】

The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. "Mary !" called the teacher sharply. "Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil , "Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"

一個(gè)女學(xué)生坐在座位上,嘴里起勁地嚼著口香糖,腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里,被老師發(fā)現(xiàn)了!艾旣!”老師嚴(yán)厲地叫她。“什么事,老師?”這女學(xué)生問!鞍芽谙闾菑淖炖锬贸鰜恚涯_放進(jìn)去!
I Wasn't Asleep我沒有睡著【篇三】

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后,車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了,他擔(dān)心這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過站,就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他,說:“先生,醒醒!”

“我沒有睡著!蹦莻(gè)男人回答。

“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
“我知道,我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。