Promise you won't laugh

　　I haven't any flowers

　　And I haven't any grass

　　But now I'm going to dig and plant

　　And soon I'll have a show

　　With a bit of sun and a bit of rain

　　There'll be a lovely row

　　One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes four

　　Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes more

　　One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes four

　　Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes more…