A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”
一個婦人走進(jìn)一家寵物店，看見一只很可愛的小狗。她問店主：“你的狗咬人嗎？”

The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.”
店主說：“不，我的狗不咬人�！�

The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.
于是這個婦人試著撫摸小狗，可是小狗卻咬了她。

“Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”
“哎喲！”婦人說，“我想你剛才還說你的狗不咬人。”

The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”
店主人回答說：“那不是我的狗�！�